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- I will hit you very often.
- I will insult you more than necessary.
- I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
- I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
- I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
- I will swear at you 24/7.
- I will pull the ugliest faces at you.
- I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
- So think abt it , are you one of my close friends ? And next qns , am i yours ?